What would Jesus drive?
   
   
Most people assume WWJD stands for "What would Jesus do?"
But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth
because the Bible says,
"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."


Plymouth Fury - in the year of our Lord 1961



But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo.
The passage urges the Lord to
"pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."


The Tempest and the Storm


Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers
are warned not to go up a mountain
"until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."


Dodge Ram, circa 1997


Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it.
As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd,
"For I did not speak of my own Accord..."


the totally redesigned 2001 Honda Accord


Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced
by a Bible passage declaring that
"the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."
   

Triumph motorcycle


Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."


the adorable Triumph Sportster


And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda
"The Apostles were in one Accord." !!!!


interior of the 1998 Honda Accord